Mets vs Phillies! I hope you guys are excited!! Can't wait to beat up on Utley, Howard and Victorino!!
Wait, none of them are playing?
Wait, the Mets are 8 games out of 1st place?
The Mets season is on life support, and the only way they can be saved is sweeping the Phillies. They have done it already this season, why not again??
Oh wait, they aren't a good baseball team and "THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!"